Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Take a Look Inside My Bag

Don’t you always wonder what people keep inside their enormous bags? Oh, is that just me? Hmm..

I promise I don’t snoop in drawers or medicine cabinets. I actually have THE guiltiest conscience on earth (see, mom, Catholic school was not a waste), so I could never live with myself if I were to snoop. I can’t even read a postcard sent to my address on mistake. Clearly, I am highly ethical. Too bad I don’t get bonus points for this.

Okay, so the bag.

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Just for fun I just went and weighed my bag – 7 pounds, people. No wonder I need a massage constantly. 

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I think I may need to scale back on the glasses. You think?

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As far as makeup, I don’t bring much in my bag.  I am ADDICTED to that C.O. Bigelow lip gloss and I have been wearing the same Laura Mercier lip color since probably 1999.  And that is not an exaggeration.  Does this mean I am going to be one of those people who people are like “oh, she would be cute, but she will not update her lipstick!”  I guess since they are still selling it in the store it must be okay.  Right?  Someone?iphone 8-2 005

Then there is the miscellany.  I am telling you, if you need it, I likely have it.  Right down to the rubber gloves.  (I know. I am weird. But you never know when you might have an incident where you need to have your hands completely covered.)

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Okay, so what weird stuff is hiding in your bag?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paw Paw would love the fact that you carry a rosary . . . you are so sweet!! That cute purse doesn't look big enough to hold all those items, especially four pair of glasses. I don't think I've ever known anyone else who carried a rubber glove, but I must agree it's not a bad idea.
Love, Aunt Angie

Annie said...

holy moly, 7 pounds!! at least you are getting a daily workout toting your bag around ;)
you have all kinds of fun stuff in your purse! mine would be oh so boring! esp when it comes to a rubber glove ;) ha!!

Jax said...

ha! Love this! My handbag is SO heavy! I kinda want to do a post like this, too! And I definitely want to weigh my bag... but I'm nervous about that! The rubber glove cracks me up!

Kimberley said...

i should do a post like this. not because mine is interesting though, because i have random stuff too :)

happy_wife said...

I don't have anything nearly as exciting as this!!! Clearly I am a boring person with a boring ole life!! The ONLy thing I could think of that is remotely interesting is, somehow I have a bunch of wadded up money from other countries. I **may** have once tipped a valet guy 7 RMB (from China...and roughly .30 US ), but other than that, I am useless....unless you happen to need $25 Belize, than I am your lady!

jane

Allison Craig said...

I just cracked up at this! Very funny-I am dying laughing about those gloves... oh sister! You are someone I hope I am with if ever in a predicament! We also need to get you a new glasses case :) Glad you carry a rosary like me too.. I feel like it has to be good luck.

Aja said...

Katie!! Rubber gloves????? Ahhhh hahaaa!! Let's hope you never get mixed up in the wrong side of a crime scene. You would definitely be suspect for just happening to have some rubber gloves handy ;) on the up side, touching up those grays on the fly just got a little easier!

Amy H said...

I still wear the same lipstick color too and have for YEARS!! So happy Im not the only one! :)

a. party style said...

Hilarious!!!! I loved this post!

Heather said...

I am DYING laughing! 7lbs?! You must get a massage every week! :) I think the rubber glove is my fav!

Sarah L. said...

Holy smokes!! That is a very interesting collection of items! I love it!

Kitty said...

I love that you carry a rosary in your bag!

Ashley said...

Bhahah, I can't believe you have ALL of that in your purse!! I have a lot of crap, but I think you win for most useful. I mean, one rubber glove, and WD 40. MacGuyver could build another continent with that :)

Ashley said...

First the cosmetics and now the purse! I'm inspired. Stay tuned for my posts. PS. The rubber glove is HILARIOUS!

 
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